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Dawlish and the Archies - Our Creed

from Wizards Give A Shit! by The Polyjuice Commotion

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Right out the gate you know I'm blasting
Got no belt that needs unfastning
Must admit, it's quite entrancing
When I

How I poop so good? It's no malarkey
Mostly fiber and food that's starchy
And oh yeah - I'm the final Archie
YES I

Archies not my first name, it's the last
pureblood line known for big bombast
And one more thing hidden in the past
It's our

Every serious scholar gladly admits
And the historical record firmly insists
That the Archie lineage produced the best shits
We


See, ever since the olden days
No wizards were withholding praise
Which only caused emboldened ways
Of

And even though the times have changed
My noble lineage has arranged
Through generations it’s been exchanged!:




Our creed: Our way of life depends
On ignoring fashion and hygiene trends
And being allies to our enby friends
I

All over any transphobic asswipes
Who dictate where you unclog your tailpipe
I just blast em with my colostomy bagpipe
Like



Shout outs to Audrey Hepburn and Eartha Kitt
Dick Dale, Charles Schultz, and Farah Fawcett
But not Ronald Reagan - he can eat my shit

Yeah, Ronald Reagan can eat my shit
Get down on his knees and eat my whole shit
About the aids crisis he gave not shits
So ronald fucking reagan can eat my shit


I wore a dress at the Q dub C and
My junk never felt more free and
I did it just to feel the breeze
And

I proudly took a shit for every goal
Even krum was impressed by my bowel control
So remember these virtues I always extole:


Our creed: Our way of life depends
On ignoring fashion and hygiene trends
And being allies to our enby friends
I

All over any transphobic asswipes
Who dictate where you unclog your tailpipe
I just blast em with my colostomy bagpipe
Like

Our creed: Our way of life depends
On ignoring fashion and hygiene trends
And being allies to our enby friends
I

All over any transphobic asswipes
Who dictate where you unclog your tailpipe
I just blast em with my colostomy bagpipe
Like

Its okay to poop on a nazi

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from Wizards Give A Shit!, released March 31, 2019
Beat is an otherwise unlabeled "Nov25th.mp3" and I have no idea where it came from or why it was sitting around in the bottom of my iTunes. Probably a holdover from the old Limewire days? Anyone remember Limewire?

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