Double detention again
Just cuz of the bathroom that I walked in
It's not my fault I tried to say
That you don't got toilets for a they
Now I'm up on the top floor wandering
Don't care bout the time I'm squandering
Just pondering this tapestry
That I've passed two times and now it's three

Barnabus just wanted those trolls to dance
Then the whole wizard world just looked askance
So I feel kinship when I see his grin
Defiant despite no chance to win
They called him barmy, told me to make up my mind
Just based on the places I park my behind
But let me remind - you wizards shouldn't talk
If we just rewind and turn back the clock

You fools used to shit wherever you please
Just squat and pop out a log with ease
And then you have the audacity
To regulate where I get to pee?
So I’m mulling this when suddenly
I hear a grinding sound behind of me
So I turn around and am shocked to see
the best bathroom in history

a safe space, where I can be pissin
a safe space, thats what ive been given
a safe space, so my worries will cease
a safe space, so I can poop in peace









There’s a full-stocked makeup cabinet
Potions when you just ain’t havin’ it
What the toilets’ like? All i gotta say
Is you can’t go back once you’ve gone bidet
But its so much more, the room of my dreams
So I pinch myself, but it really seems
That right when I ran out of spoons to give
I might have just found a new place to live?

So they call it the room of requirement
But it seems that yall don’t require shit
Why does privilege always equal hogging?
This room’s for more than just your snogging
but i got plans for its potential
Because my wants are needs essential
Put an end to hope and fear
and consider how to disappear

a safe space, where I can be livin’
a safe space, thats what ive been given
a safe space, just a chance to start fresh
a safe space, so I can wear a dress

grab my suitcase and pack up my cute clothes
pack up my stockings and pack up my pink robes
pack up my rompers and pack up my long skirts
pack up my short ones; plus underwear, thongs, shirts
i pack ‘em all up then I get to dippin’
first I pack up my fears so my nerve’s not slippin
Make sure im prepared for every weather
See ya on the seventh floor or see ya never

It's my safe space, where I can be livin’
My own safe space, thats what ive been given
a safe space, just a chance to start fresh
a safe space, so I can wear a dress
a safe space, where I can be pissin
a safe space, thats what ive been given
a safe space, so my worries will cease
a safe space, so I can just poop in peace