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Aguamenti - Tummy Probs

from Wizards Give A Shit! by The Polyjuice Commotion

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a new dark force of different variety
coming for the bigots in our society
laughter helps to cope with this shit
let me tell you some things right quick
one, I give no fucks about death eater scum
two, a big fuck you to Voldemort too
three, I’m down for a fight, ask my crew
it’s true I got something to do
address all the wizard and witches
they don’t need to shit their britches
it’s genius, you don’t want to miss this
if you gotta grievance, just give this
try the sensation, sweeping the nation
we gripping edges of toilet seats,
Voldy full of shit, he’s constipated
concentrated, who know who?
nah thude’s its u no poo
makes you turn purple in the face,
no farts, shits, just tummy earthquakes
make you squirm, got monster belly aches
your body begins to feel betrayed
makes your butthole eventually burst
dehydrated, nothing to quench your thirst
pretty sure that you got cursed
by that Gryffindor, or just this verse
eating anything makes you feel worse
probably should go see the nurse
need relief, see pomfrey promptly
from grief, like a wizard zombie
it’s stirring in my gut, all swampy
feelin gross, sick, lookin sloppy
all backed up in my body
cmon don’t puke on whompy
gotta make it to the potty
get the fuck out of my way Parvati

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from Wizards Give A Shit!, released March 31, 2019

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